


On to the aforementioned “cross” - anyone who took part in college Greek life knows it’s simply the symbol for “phi.” But hey, Iron Maiden say “Six, six, six” in “The Number of the Beast.” Maybe it’s an homage to the band or metalheads’ emphatic chanting of the demonic number? We’re thirsty just thinking about it! However, turns out 666 in Hebrew isn’t written as “Vav vav vav” (Six, six, six), but rather “Tav resh samech vav” (six hundred sixty-six). Not a bad argument, ma’am, and it’s certainly an entertaining notion that Monster threw the number of the beast on their cans. Oh, and did she mention that Monster’s tagline is “Unleash the Beast”? However, she claims that when you hold the can up to consume the energy drink, you’re inverting the cross a classic image of Satanic belief. This “educator” also argues that the ‘o’ in Monster shows a cross, even though there’s obviously no horizontal line to be seen.
